RAMBLINGS FROM A SMOOTH FOX TERRIER PUPPY

by Halcar Scootin' Along

• "EACH LEAF IS A TOY" -Scooter Oct 2002
• "Wooden floors turn beef-bones into hockey pucks" Oct 30 '02
• "Don't think of it as a 'risk'. Think of it as a 'sport'-Scooter, Smooth Fox Terrorist
• "Smooth Fox Terriers have skulls constructed largely from titanium"-Anatomy of the SuperDog, By Scooter Castle de'Halcar
• "The single most important event that would mark the turning point in my career would be that moment at which the full meaning of the word, "NO", became clear to me...-Reminiscences of a Gopher Hunter, by Halcar Scootin' Along now available in pawperback from HotdogPress
• "Of course I must eat EVERY bit of lint I find! They're like potato chips....."-Scooter, 'On My Secret Vices'
• "The boot is merely the vehicle for its laces..."-Scooter, from "The Tao of Terriorism",chapter 2 'One pee in the forest'
• "Realize, therefore, that the pant is an evil, who's hem must be attacked at every oppourtunity,no matter the risk to either dog, or master. Often one will find that the master has been seduced by the darkside of the evil pants attractive force to insert his/her legs therein,try as one might to save poor master from such a heinous fate........" Scooter-qwanPaw-nobi ,Jedog Knight Episode 2 'The Clothes Wars' --
• Scooter likes watching Martial Arts movies
  "Take Back the Flooooor!!!!Hy-YAH!!",Digby screamed, as he launched himself from the sofa and neatly executed a flying side-snarl and landed in the fabulously ancient "Iron Terrier Stance"..... Scene 2, "Enter the Dogpound" starring Digbychan and Scooter-lee
  with Clydde-DragonpawNorris as 'TaoDog'
• · "Why did I chew on that? Well, because it was THERE!"
  -Scooter, Expedition to Mt. Sofacushion 2002
• · "Socks have the magical property of making one invisible!"
  Excerpt from "Scooter In Wonderland",Chapter 3
• "If one insists upon standing inside the refridgerator when the door has been opened, one can count on being squished upon its closing, eventually. This is the fate one risks as a Disciple on Curiosity's Path to Enlightenment." -Scooter, DoglyLahma from "The Way and the Tooth"
• "Well, my FRONT feet were on the paper....." #12 from "100 Handy Excuses for When Master Comes Home" by Halcar Scootin' Along
• "That was NOT an accident. It was performance art" Scooter, on 'Stylin' with a Stuffed Toy'
• · Just be sure that you make the kill. Style ain't worth NOTHIN' if it ain't effective..." -"Scooter" Halcar Scootin' Along 'MouseMasters Today' episode 3
• "Horse poop is EVERYTHING. See the poop...eat the poop...roll on the poop. BE the poop." "The Art of Manure" by SunscooterTzu (Note, Scooter's owner has horses!)
• "The tail is on there to fascilitate recoveries from avalanches..."
  -Sir edmund Halcar Scootin'Along, 'Strategies for Ice-Field Ascnets, K-2 and Beyond' 11/27/02
• "There's NO height that a terrier cannot attain, given the right
  velocity and a favourable tailwind...." Excerpt from "Jonathan Livingston SpeedDog"
  by Scooter 'Turboprop' Flightbiscut, Dec. 02
• "Freezing the earth solid is clearly some sort of defense mechanism the moles have developed over time, likely due to prolonged exposure to terrier dogs...."
  -Scooter Darwin, 'Origins of Edible Species'
• "Tooth loss itself really doesn't hurt all that much. But the bloody gums are a surefire 10 points on the sympathy scale with the boss......"
  -Halcar Scootin' Along, from 21st Century Foxterrier,the magazine for today's progressive puppy. Jan 23/03